Jimmy Carr may or may not be your cup of tea, but on an
episode of QI he once told a joke
about wondering why Germans were so fastidious, so he googled “German anal.”
And when he finally emerged, no doubt caked in a crusty filth, it had been a
week. He’d lost a week! And that’s how I feel about Civilization V.
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| This is going to take so. Much. TIME. |
Recently available via the glorious Sid Meier Humble Bundle, I went ahead and paid my $15 (I always go
between $15 and $25 on the Humbles) and
added Civilization V (and its
subsequent DLCs, as well as Civilization
IV) to the purgatory of my Steam account, not expecting to get around to it
any time especially soon. However, due to unforeseen severe boredom and the
fresh memory of having just purchased it, I installed it and gave it a try.
That was at noon last Wednesday, and from then to the same time the next day,
I’d logged 15 hours of play.
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| Oh, baby, you know I ain't goin' nowhere. |
Now, there were times as a teenager where I literally didn’t
leave my bedroom but for bathroom breaks or to make a bowl of cereal because I
was engrossed in something - in those days (and for that long) I was probably playing Xenogears or Final Fantasy
Tactics, or even possibly one of those ludicrous 12-hour Gran Turismo races that forever soured me on realistic car racing
(I fell asleep somewhere near the last 5 to 10 laps of one of those races and was
much too discouraged to bother trying, again) - but that was a time of life
where I actually had that much free time to spend as worthlessly. Since
then, possibly with the exception of a few group, all-night, alcohol-fueled gaming sessions of Guitar Hero/Rockband, either in one sitting or one general period of time, I simply
haven’t sat and played a single game for so long. Until now.
Civ V is
ridiculous. I’m not much of a board gamer – this kind, anyway – and I think
that’s where this caught me off guard. If this were a normal board game,
everyone would quickly lose interest: it moves too slowly, it would require an insane amount of attention to keep track
of all of the moves (not to mention attention span), and any war would be fought likely both on the board and in
real life. But in Civ V… it’s always
your turn.
And that’s seductive.
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| You should have accepted my trade proposal, baby. |
Oh, I can just get a
few more roads built! I can wait two more turns for that Seaport to finish! I
just want to conquer France before I go to bed! And before you know it,
it’s 4 am. I can’t think of another game off the top of my head
that is as much of a time sink that isn’t an MMORPG (I never played World of Warcraft in any of its
iterations, but I know that one falls into the same category). I began my
civilization on Wednesday afternoon, and I completed my first game on Sunday
evening, and I did practically nothing else (besides work and eat) in the time between.
It’s easily the quickest I’ve ever put 40 hours into a game and while I had a
great amount of fun with it, I’m glad the game’s over. Having been an adult
these last ten years or so, playing these long-ass games is fun, but taxing.
I’m going to go read 1Q84 for a while. Or go buy a
bookshelf to put together. Or take a drive. I just need to get off the
computer.
Hmm, actually, maybe just one more turn...
