I’m going to go out on a limb and assume at least some of you watched the Super Bowl a while back. The game itself was…boring for the best reason (go Hawks), but that’s neither here nor there. The thing that really keeps people in their seats these days is the Super Bowl commercials. These ads, which are important because they are aired during the single most watched event of the television year, have become an institution in and of themselves and the occasional movie trailer is no exception.
This year, a lot of Hollywood’s big players played their hand with their Superbowl trailers. We had a trailers for Captain America 2: The Winter Soldier, Transformers 4: Age of Extinction and The Lego Movie among others. Also, quick side bar: the aforementioned Lego Movie really is as good as you’ve heard. You should go see it. Now. I’ll wait.
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Anyway, despite the big name trailers throughout the game, like me you may have been attracted to a short 30 second spot at the beginning of the game. The movie in question looks like some sort of High Fantasy apocalypse. It’s got Russell Crowe who is generally decent, Emma Watson who is generally hot, and it’s directed by Darrin Arronofsky who doesn’t really make bad movies. It’s also got some cool shots in the trailer like celestial beings falling to Earth and a guy with a fire sword (which is a statement that I wish could be attributed to more movies in general). But then the title appears and the film’s name is revealed: Noah. Okay, what? Where was all of this stuff in Sunday school? It certainly would’ve made things a whole lot interesting right?